AAHHH

Xander: (licked me) "I yicked you, Mama!"

Me: "Why did you lick me?"

Xander: "You dood."

yicked=licked
dood=good

That was Xander.

This is Hylan.

...screaming his lungs out because the only thing that will make him happy right now is turning the lights on and off. He even turned down a powdered donut and my phone. My Smylin' Hylan is now Hylan the Handful.